dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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