but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months