I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.