In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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