her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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