no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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