Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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