areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...