I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.