omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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