$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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