Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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