I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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