So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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