its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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