have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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