Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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