VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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