I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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