party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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