I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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