I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm too high and old for this...
Randomize
