There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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