shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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