It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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