Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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