theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.