she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I think my vagina is haunted
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.