check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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