They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
