Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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