I showed him my bush... on skype.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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