Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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