Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I did not marry a roomba.
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