i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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