I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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