Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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