Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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