You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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