Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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