The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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