I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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