nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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