guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
What a dumb baby whore.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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