i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I had to cum in my sink.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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