i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.