Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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