i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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