She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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