me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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