he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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