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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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