why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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